the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
there’s so many parents who don’t recognize that they are abusing their kids
it is critical that children become aware of abuse from adults and that they recognize what abuse can look like, and that’s why I very strongly believe that schools need to start talking about parental abuse
otherwise, you get people like me who didn’t realize it was abuse until they’re 16-17 and already have PTSD
i dont fall in love easily. it takes trust. but when i do fall in love with you, i fall so completely for you. i fall for your smile, your quirks, your laugh, your smell. the way your eyebrows raise when i do stupid things. i fall for your voice. i love you when you’re sad, angry, happy, or anything. i fall for your soul. so if you dont want me to love you, you better make it clear. because when i fall for you, i fall hard.
Me: “I’m kind of nervous to meet the family.”
Michele: “Don’t worry you’re gonna be awesome! You’re always awesome!”
Me: *burps really loudly*
Michele: Except for that. Don’t do that.
TWO PRISONERS ESCAPED IN OHIO!
ONE OF THOSE PRISONERS WAS TJ LANE
IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM HE WAS THE SHOOTER IN THE CHARDON SCHOOL SHOOTING!
PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO .
PLEASE REBLOG TO LET YOUR OHIO FOLLOWERS KNOW.
this lion really got eyelashes
this lion is prettier than i am
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone.