"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

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this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

scarah77:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

Guess you better pick a tree indigenous to where you’re being buried. Imagine your family’s guilt when they accidentally kill your cremains tree.

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lordofthejohnlock:

cakefortwo:

October is national kink month? 

Well, i guess it’s not just ghosts that’s going to be screaming and rattling chains this month ohohoho…

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I think I just had a stroke.

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how to be my friend on tumblr

aobasluttygaki:

1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

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hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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kveatscookies:

suicideducks:

Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.

Everyone seems to forget Jack got bored of the gloomy crap and then saw Christmas and was like, “I WANT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!”

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ella-solomon:

advil:

THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD

I can’t

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"Those who are hardest to love need it the most."

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